Quotations that match 'toilet'.

I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim. Wilford Brimley
[ After Behind Flush Get Go High Learn More Need Numbers Out Read School Swim Think Toilet Water Write Your Yourself]
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger. Jonny Wilkinson
[ Anyone Burger Case Even Fast-Food Go Got Idea Into Outlet Quick Refuse Sneaking Thought Toilet Use Wrong]
France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper. Billy Wilder
[ Apart Country Falls France Money Paper Tear Toilet Where]
Becoming a solo singer is like going from an eau de toilette to a perfume. It's much more intense. Geri Halliwell
[ Becoming De Going Intense More Much Perfume Singer Solo]
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper. Billy Wilder
[ Apart Falls France Hands Money Paper Place Tear Toilet Where Your]
I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I'm where God put me. Willie Aames
[ Because Big Cleaning Day God Just Look Movie Needed Now Pointing Put Said Saying Star Toilets Where]
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring. Sandra Bullock
[ Basic Floors How Install Know Learning Ring Toilets Wax Wiring]
Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show. Eric Carr
[ Before Best Friend Show Toilet]
We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success. Mike Peters
[ Called Flushed Originally Success Toilets Were]
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me. Joel Madden
[ Getting Paper Thrown Toilet]
I think the bottom line for me and for Newsweek is that there were a lot of - we did retract this specific matter about the Koran and the toilet for the reasons that you just cited. Michael Isikoff
[ Bottom Cited Did Just Koran Line Lot Matter Newsweek Reasons Retract Specific Think Toilet Were]
If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it. Bruce Springsteen
[ After Clean Done Had Janitor Order Play Probably Show Toilets Told Up Would]
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! Tommy Cooper
[ Convenience Marriage Married Toilet Well Were Wife]
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. Alan King
[ Fifteen Last Live Longer Spend Toilet Years]
Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. Klaus Kinski
[ Better Cleaning Continue Making Movies Than Toilets Why]
It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. Uma Thurman
[ Better Cheats Does Flush Relationship Someone Than Toilet]
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Megan Fox
[ Clean Clothes End Flush Forget Horrible Live Off Take Them Toilet Up Wherever]
Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate. Iggy Pop
[ Almost Always Because Estate Garden Much Toilet Use Well Yard]
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. Jay Leno
[ Bad Breath Dog Little Pour Toilet Want Your]
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. Ronnie Barker
[ Been Go Local Nothing Police Say Station Stolen Toilets]
Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning. Liam Neeson
[ Acting Analyse Dog Going Invigorating Morning Much Smelling Toilet Too Where]
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. Rod Serling
[ Both Dancing Difficult Documentary Every Interrupted Minutes Paper Probing Produce Rabbits Singing Television Toilet Twelve]
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot. Patti Smith
[ Bowls Changed Children Citizen Cleaned Diapers Did Else Everybody Had Hundreds Laundry Learned Life Live Lot Nursed Period Toilet Tons Where]
And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - every day, no excuses. It's so easy to make excuses. Even professional writers have days when they'd rather clean the toilet than do the writing. Octavia Butler
[ Clean Course Day Days Easy Even Every Excuses First Litany Little Make Professional Rather Than Things Toilet Write Writers Writing]
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?' Matthew Broderick
[ Am Front Into Know Now Rooms Standing Toilet Walk Why]
Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind. Beck
[ Among City Coming Full Malls Manure Mind Out Overflowing Pay Shopping Toilets Tonight Walk Walls Why]
You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care. Carolyn Heilbrun
[ Ashes Care Down Flush Toilet]
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet? Mark McKinney
[ Drink Go Little Out Thirsty Toilet Your]
It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. George Lindsey
[ Hard Paper Poor Saw Tell Toilet]
Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do. Aaron Eckhart
[ Another Career Consider Getting Going Job Know Many Seriously Thought Times Toilet Well]
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. Chuck Palahniuk
[ Alligators Down Flushed God Humans Just Maybe Pet Toilet]
The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet. Macy Gray
[ Bathroom Carpet Deep Floor House Leopard Main Part Red Skin Toilet Wallpaper]
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. Rita Rudner
[ Bathroom Consistently Fall Get Go Leave Men Middle Night Seat Secretly Toilet Up Want Women]
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag. Adrian Edmondson
[ Beneath Childish Doubting Effectiveness Gag Good Humour Lot Pretending Really Rubbish Saying Them Toilet Written]
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff. Don Van Vliet
[ Almost Any Coloured Go House How Judge Kind Paper Rich Screwed Some Somebody Stuff Toilet Up Use Weird]
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. George Carlin
[ Bar Candy Chocolate Eating Feeling Know Odd Sitting Toilet]
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. Joey Bishop
[ Cash Find Gas Go Locked Money More Must Open Paper Register Station Than Think Today Toilet Toilets Worth]
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. Richard M. Nixon
[ Bathroom Castro Even Go Nickel Put Soviet Toilet Union Unless]
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. Jessica Hahn
[ Dad Down Flush Head Mother Screwed Toilet Up Used]
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. Daphne Zuniga
[ Being Endangered Forests Paper Slaughtered Toilet]
Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet. Lewis Mumford
[ Degradation Fact Inner Interruption Life Only Place Private Sacred Symbolized Today Toilet]
I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress? Farrah Fawcett
[ Because Certainly Cocktail Could Days Dress Go Going Imagine Lawn Plane Seat Shy Sit Somebody Toilet Trip Won]
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed. Jennifer Aniston
[ Buy Changed Follows Know Life Roll Shop Someone Toilet Watches Way Your]
I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets. Jack Kevorkian
[ Cleaning Demeaning Find Toilets]
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. Adrian Edmondson
[ Absolutely Ages Good Humour Really Roaring Seen Stage Toilet]