Quotations that match 'toilet'.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
[ Been Go Local Nothing Police Say Station Stolen Toilets]
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
[ Bar Candy Chocolate Eating Feeling Know Odd Sitting Toilet]
Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.
[ Among City Coming Full Malls Manure Mind Out Overflowing Pay Shopping Toilets Tonight Walk Walls Why]
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
[ Bowls Changed Children Citizen Cleaned Diapers Did Else Everybody Had Hundreds Laundry Learned Life Live Lot Nursed Period Toilet Tons Where]
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
[ Fifteen Last Live Longer Spend Toilet Years]
And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - every day, no excuses. It's so easy to make excuses. Even professional writers have days when they'd rather clean the toilet than do the writing.
[ Clean Course Day Days Easy Even Every Excuses First Litany Little Make Professional Rather Than Things Toilet Write Writers Writing]
Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.
[ Almost Always Because Estate Garden Much Toilet Use Well Yard]
Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
[ Another Career Consider Getting Going Job Know Many Seriously Thought Times Toilet Well]
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
[ Am Front Into Know Now Rooms Standing Toilet Walk Why]
It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
[ Better Cheats Does Flush Relationship Someone Than Toilet]
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
[ Bathroom Castro Even Go Nickel Put Soviet Toilet Union Unless]
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
[ Beneath Childish Doubting Effectiveness Gag Good Humour Lot Pretending Really Rubbish Saying Them Toilet Written]
Becoming a solo singer is like going from an eau de toilette to a perfume. It's much more intense.
[ Becoming De Going Intense More Much Perfume Singer Solo]
I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.
[ Cleaning Demeaning Find Toilets]
We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success.
[ Called Flushed Originally Success Toilets Were]
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
[ Bad Breath Dog Little Pour Toilet Want Your]
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
[ Cash Find Gas Go Locked Money More Must Open Paper Register Station Than Think Today Toilet Toilets Worth]
It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
[ Hard Paper Poor Saw Tell Toilet]
Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.
[ Degradation Fact Inner Interruption Life Only Place Private Sacred Symbolized Today Toilet]
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
[ Drink Go Little Out Thirsty Toilet Your]
I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?
[ Because Certainly Cocktail Could Days Dress Go Going Imagine Lawn Plane Seat Shy Sit Somebody Toilet Trip Won]
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.
[ Anyone Burger Case Even Fast-Food Go Got Idea Into Outlet Quick Refuse Sneaking Thought Toilet Use Wrong]
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
[ Almost Any Coloured Go House How Judge Kind Paper Rich Screwed Some Somebody Stuff Toilet Up Use Weird]
Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.
[ Better Cleaning Continue Making Movies Than Toilets Why]
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
[ Basic Floors How Install Know Learning Ring Toilets Wax Wiring]
France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
[ Apart Country Falls France Money Paper Tear Toilet Where]
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
[ Both Dancing Difficult Documentary Every Interrupted Minutes Paper Probing Produce Rabbits Singing Television Toilet Twelve]
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
[ Bathroom Consistently Fall Get Go Leave Men Middle Night Seat Secretly Toilet Up Want Women]
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
[ Dad Down Flush Head Mother Screwed Toilet Up Used]
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
[ Alligators Down Flushed God Humans Just Maybe Pet Toilet]
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
[ Buy Changed Follows Know Life Roll Shop Someone Toilet Watches Way Your]
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
[ Clean Clothes End Flush Forget Horrible Live Off Take Them Toilet Up Wherever]
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
[ Convenience Marriage Married Toilet Well Were Wife]
Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
[ Before Best Friend Show Toilet]
I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I'm where God put me.
[ Because Big Cleaning Day God Just Look Movie Needed Now Pointing Put Said Saying Star Toilets Where]
You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
[ Ashes Care Down Flush Toilet]
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
[ Being Endangered Forests Paper Slaughtered Toilet]
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
[ Apart Falls France Hands Money Paper Place Tear Toilet Where Your]
I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim.
[ After Behind Flush Get Go High Learn More Need Numbers Out Read School Swim Think Toilet Water Write Your Yourself]
Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
[ Acting Analyse Dog Going Invigorating Morning Much Smelling Toilet Too Where]
The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.
[ Bathroom Carpet Deep Floor House Leopard Main Part Red Skin Toilet Wallpaper]
If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.
[ After Clean Done Had Janitor Order Play Probably Show Toilets Told Up Would]
I think the bottom line for me and for Newsweek is that there were a lot of - we did retract this specific matter about the Koran and the toilet for the reasons that you just cited.
[ Bottom Cited Did Just Koran Line Lot Matter Newsweek Reasons Retract Specific Think Toilet Were]
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
[ Getting Paper Thrown Toilet]
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
[ Absolutely Ages Good Humour Really Roaring Seen Stage Toilet]