Quotations that match 'screw'.

People just expect you to show up, be a cartoon character of yourself, take your money and go home. But don't screw up to the point where you're gonna be out of the picture.
[ Cartoon Character Expect Go Gonna Home Just Money Out Picture Point Screw Show Take Up Where Your Yourself]
Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed.
[ Broke Country Cross Days Down Drove Gas Knew Miles Next Road Says Screwed Side Sign Station Those Were]
Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?
[ Good Real Screwed Up Well]
In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.
[ America Angeles Been California Collected Country Down Everything Had Into Loose Los Objects Screwed Slid Southern Tightly Tilted Were]
I never got to make that transition from little girl to young woman... and that really screws you up.
[ Girl Got Little Make Never Really Screws Transition Up Woman Young]
Also, I plan to screw something up on every movie I do so that I can learn from my mistakes and become a better director with each project.
[ Also Become Better Director Each Every Learn Mistakes Movie Plan Project Screw Something Up]
The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.
[ Give Life Screw Somebody Them Up Want Way]
Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.
[ Bottled Bring Clean Corkscrew Lightning]
I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.
[ Actually Back Beer Careful Drink Everybody Had Jeans Just Loved Meat Movement Peace Ploy Say Screw T-Shirts Then Things Wanted Wear]
If guys don't respect themselves, they don't respect other people. That's times and personalities. And all of them are not that way. But it don't take but one or two to screw up the whole crowd.
[ Crowd Guys Other Personalities Respect Screw Take Them Themselves Times Two Up Way Whole]
That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better.
[ Actor Better Character Interesting Makes More Perspective Screwed Up]
If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
[ Another Been Could Ever Golfer Greatest Head His Just Lived Screwed Shoulders Would]
I did this film for less money than it costs to stay in this hotel. We shot it in 20 days. We couldn't screw up takes for fun because we didn't have enough film.
[ Because Costs Days Did Enough Film Fun Hotel Less Money Screw Shot Stay Takes Than Up]
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball. Sports
[ Anywhere Ball Baseball Curve Except Eye Game Illusion Legal Optical Person Pitch Spit Stealing Umpire Where]
I don't know why people think child actresses in particular are screwed up. I see kids everywhere who are totally bored. I've never been bored a day in my life.
[ Actresses Been Bored Child Day Everywhere Kids Know Life Never Particular Screwed See Think Totally Up Why]
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
[ Get Laid Men Screwed Women]
This is a very screwed-up business. Record labels don't sign a lot of bands these days. We just want to find a home and stay there and make records and do our thing and not have to look over our shoulder.
[ Bands Business Days Find Home Just Labels Look Lot Make Our Over Record Records Screwed-Up Shoulder Sign Stay These Thing Very Want]
You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.
[ Comebacks First Fourth Guy Hear How Many Means Quarter Quarters Screwed Think Three Up]
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
[ Cause Course Else Em Everyone Everything Got Lawyers Nuclear Screw Soon Them Up Use Weapons]
We don't have sources who are dissidents on other sources. Should they come forward, that would be a tricky situation for us. But we're presumably acting in such a way that people feel morally compelled to continue our mission, not to screw it up.
[ Acting Come Compelled Continue Dissidents Feel Forward Mission Morally Other Our Presumably Screw Should Situation Sources Such Tricky Up Us Way Would]
People think of the inventor as a screwball, but no one ever asks the inventor what he thinks of other people. Science
[ Asks Ever Inventor Other Think Thinks]
We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.
[ Big Forget Little Screw Some Things Up Us Wonder]
More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.
[ Any Battlefield Because Been English Factor Lack Language Misunderstood More Other Pentagon Screwed Single Than Understanding Up]
When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you.
[ Going Involved Money Movies Much Screw Someone Somewhere These Try]
I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references.
[ Because Color Many Reaction References Screwed Think Too Up Wonderful Young]
I had a head start in acting. Because of my parents, I had a SAG card, an agent and a recognizable name. But I knew if I screwed up, people would never forget. I'd be dead.
[ Acting Agent Because Card Dead Forget Had Head Knew Name Never Parents Recognizable Sag Screwed Start Up Would]
Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.
[ Beyond Compass Good Manners Screw Wit Your]
Why dont we get drunk and screw?
[ Dont Drunk Get Screw Why]
I went in with Jack and Leslie, into this room that was lined with brick, and there on the side I can remember very clearly was this small model with plates for the bases - the original model with everything screwed together.
[ Bases Brick Clearly Everything Into Jack Leslie Lined Model Original Plates Remember Room Screwed Side Small Together Very Went]
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.
[ Around Because Bible Every God Hotel Imagery Just Justified Kills Look Looking Lying Nut Right Room Screw Told Up Violent Want Ways Your]
This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this and get away with it, hey that's great. But it's very predictable. There's so many ways you can screw it up.
[ Away Get Great Hey Life Many Ours Predictable Screw Through Up Very Ways Wonderful]
Any Ambassador or Foreign Service Officer who has his or her head screwed on right knows that the U.S. position in the world is far more dependent on our ability to compete in world markets.
[ Ability Ambassador Any Compete Dependent Far Foreign Head Her His Knows Markets More Officer Our Position Right Screwed Service World]
Just stop for a minute and you'll realize you're happy just being. I think it's the pursuit that screws up happiness. If we drop the pursuit, it's right here.
[ Being Drop Happiness Happy Here Just Minute Pursuit Realize Right Screws Stop Think Up]
Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too much money - especially on earmarks. There was too much corruption when we ran this place. We were guilty. And that's why we lost.
[ Corruption Earmarks Especially Fell Guilty Know Look Lost Love Majority Money Much Place Power Ran Screwed Spent Too Up Way Were Why]
I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.
[ Been Did Hair Many Occasions Responsibility Screwed Up Wish]
It's a mood record. Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself "God I'm in love."
[ Because Depressed Down Dumps God Going Gonna Him Know Love Moment Mood Next Night Record Saying Screw Thinking Your Yourself]
Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
[ Day Else Good Miserable Nobody Screw Start Thing Though Up Your]
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.
[ Against Anyway Around Belong Drink Em Legislature Money Office Say Screw Take Texas Their Vote Whiskey Women]
I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there.
[ Go Going Guru India Know Mountain Route Screw Sit]
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
[ Both Certain Church Completely Death Enough Favor Idea Institutions Own Screw Separation State Their Them These Together Two Up Us]
Guys just don't care. We don't take the time to plan behind each other's back. We just say, If you don't like me, screw you'. If a guy doesn't like you, you know because you have a black eye.
[ Back Because Behind Black Care Each Eye Guy Guys Just Know Other Plan Say Screw Take Time]
It's not an Israeli model, it's a TSA, screwed-up model. It should actually be the person who's looking at the ticket and talking to the individual. Instead, they've hired people to stand around and observe, which is a bastardization of what should be done.
[ Actually Around Done Hired Individual Instead Israeli Looking Model Observe Person Screwed-Up Should Stand Talking Ticket Which]
I have too much respect for the characters I play to make them anything but as real as they can possibly be. I have a great deal of respect for all of them, otherwise I wouldn't do them. And I don't want to screw them by not portraying them honestly.
[ Anything Characters Deal Great Honestly Make Much Otherwise Play Portraying Possibly Real Respect Screw Them Too Want]
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
[ Almost Any Coloured Go House How Judge Kind Paper Rich Screwed Some Somebody Stuff Toilet Up Use Weird]
You just make sure you don't screw it up. It's going to work as long as you don't mess it up. Hopefully you have plenty of those moments in a big comedy.
[ Big Comedy Going Hopefully Just Long Make Mess Moments Plenty Screw Sure Those Up Work]
What I didn't know was that if I didn't stand with my back to the wall, Hollywood people would unscrew my ass and sell it down the river.
[ Ass Back Down Hollywood Know River Sell Stand Wall Would]
Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg.
[ Down Only Peg Screw Thing Up]
The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me.
[ Disgusting Economics Industry Screwed Up Whole]
If you say city to people, people have no problem thinking of the city as rife with problematic, screwed-up people, but if you say suburbs - and I'm not the first person to say this, it's been said over and over again in literature - there's a sense of normalcy.
[ Again Been City First Literature Normalcy Over Person Problem Problematic Rife Said Say Screwed-Up Sense Suburbs Thinking]
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
[ Appears Die First Obituary Screwed Second Sentence Thong Up Word]
I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing; you're screwed'. Computers
[ Am Answer Asked Average Ensure First His Internet Nothing Regularly Screwed Security User Usually]
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
[ Beverly Got Hills Home Now Screw Stammer]
The Oakland clubhouse is a wonderful place. A lot of these guys feel like rejects. They were rejects and they feel - they can tell you how baseball screwed up.
[ Baseball Clubhouse Feel Guys How Lot Oakland Place Rejects Screwed Tell These Up Were Wonderful]
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. Travel
[ Africa Corkscrew Days Food Forgot Had Live Nothing Reminds Several Somebody Water]
The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.
[ Equalizer Great Health Screwed]
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
[ Admit After Been Being Deserve More Paid Screwed Than Times Well]
Or if I have my head in the results, I can't work with what I have, because I'm trying to force something to happen. And with singing, any time you force it, you tighten up. If you tighten up, you're screwed, nothing will work.
[ Any Because Force Happen Head Nothing Results Screwed Singing Something Tighten Time Trying Up Will Work]
You're torn between wanting to fill in all the spaces and knowing that's really going to screw up the screenplay. And yet, how are you going to communicate it to people who really don't understand the process?
[ Between Communicate Fill Going How Knowing Process Really Screenplay Screw Spaces Torn Understand Up Wanting Yet]
I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people.
[ Admire Just Looking Love Right Screw Thing Up]
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes.
[ Checks Meant Now Played Screw Series Something Taxes World Your]
Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.
[ Fiddle Friends Must Screwed Strings Tight Too]
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
[ Baseball Grown-Ups Kids Made Only Screw Up]
We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.
[ Allowed Because Could Hostess Hump Say Screw Shakespeare Were]
The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label.
[ Air Bit Bungle Due Fact Getting Label Our Overseas Screwed Tour Up]
Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter.
[ Company Diameter Directors Hereby Inches Least Make Now Ordered Perfectly Precautions Railroad Safe Said Screw See Taken Therefore Travel Twenty-Four Using]
When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.
[ Beauty Come Different Find Hear Into Note Other Play Screwed Some Something Started Then Things Tried Trying Up Would]
Back then I said to myself 'screw football.' Actually I just took part in this camp as there was nothing better for me to do. They also didn't draft me because they thought I was too wild and undisciplined.
[ Actually Also Back Because Better Camp Draft Football Just Myself Nothing Part Said Screw Then Thought Too Took Undisciplined Wild]
We need to accept that we won't always make the right decisions, that we'll screw up royally sometimes - understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it's part of success.
[ Accept Always Decisions Failure Make Need Opposite Part Right Screw Sometimes Success Understanding Up Won]
No one's a virgin, life screws us all!
[ Life Screws Us]
I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.
[ Anything Else Falls Screwed Through]
Anybody who doesn't know that politics is crime has got a few screws loose.
[ Anybody Crime Few Got Know Loose Politics Screws]
I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little.
[ Cause Computer Get Head Into Little Much Screw Your]
They're guys who want to screw around all the time, which interests me not at all. God knows we've done that, been there, and we don't want to do that any more.
[ Any Around Been Done God Guys Interests Knows More Screw Time Want Which]
From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.
[ Connected Perspective Screwed Security]
We've got some very good things to do without screwing around with sleeves.
[ Around Good Got Screwing Sleeves Some Things Very Without]
The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.
[ Britain Filmmaking Moral Screwed Weather Will]
It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as it is, we've all got to relax a bit more.
[ Accused Being Bit Correct Get Got Great Less More Need Politically Relax Screwed Seriously Take Themselves Up World]
Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids.
[ Care Dividend Get Got Important Kids Million More Priorities Rid Screwed Something Take Tax Terms Than Think Up Your]
Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
[ America Conservatives Liberals List Lot More Screwing Than Up]
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
[ Actually Decisions Funny Made Poorer Screwed Then Up]
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
[ Getting Screwed System Tattooed Teachers]
A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.
[ Cut First Honest Person Screwed Should Straight Too Trees]
The German Emperor is ageing me; he is like a battleship with steam up and screws going, but with no rudder, and he will run into something some day and cause a catastrophe.
[ Ageing Catastrophe Cause Day Emperor German Going Into Rudder Run Screws Some Something Steam Up Will]
When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.
[ Body Cerebral Church Constitution Enter Into Mind Processes Says Screwing Separate Sports Start State Up Which]
I feel there are two people inside me - me and my intuition. If I go against her, she'll screw me every time, and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely.
[ Against Along Every Feel Follow Get Go Her Inside Intuition Nicely Quite Screw She Time Two]
Being rewarded for anything other than the quality of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and it isn't only new ones who suffer from that.
[ Anything Being Fastest New Ones Only Other Quality Rewarded Suffer Than Their Way Work]
A friend of mine once told me that I can't screw up when I play my own music. I also take voice lessons, play other peoples' songs out of music books, and occasionally figure out how to play other people's music from records. This keeps my ears, fingers, and mind working.
[ Also Books Ears Figure Fingers Friend How Keeps Lessons Mind Mine Music Occasionally Once Other Out Own Peoples Play Records Screw Songs Take Told Up Voice Working]
If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it.
[ Apply Argentina Day Each Five Happiness Screw Turns Will]
I think it's unfair, but they have the right as fallible, screwed-up humans to be unfair; that's the human condition.
[ Condition Fallible Human Humans Right Screwed-Up Think Unfair]
Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself.
[ Always Carry Corkscrew Itself Provide Shall Wine]
I think it has sullied his presidency. As brilliant a politician as Bill Clinton is, as magnetic a personality as he can be, there is one little screw loose somewhere.
[ Bill Brilliant Clinton His Little Loose Magnetic Personality Politician Presidency Screw Somewhere Think]
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
[ Dad Down Flush Head Mother Screwed Toilet Up Used]
When money comes into play then that's all it's about wanting money, who's making the most who can get the most, me, me me... and in the end it screws up the person and the sport.
[ Comes End Get Into Making Money Most Person Play Screws Sport Then Up Wanting]
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
[ Get Screwed Something Sometimes Things]
So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late.
[ Anything Else Just Late Long May Over Satisfied Screw Sit Something Start Too Try Uncertainties Until Up Wait]
If we get in an accident that's strong enough to break bones, it's going to break bones. What makes me a little bit higher risk is that if I break my right ankle again, I've got a bunch of screws and plates in there, and that would not be good.
[ Accident Again Ankle Bit Bones Break Bunch Enough Get Going Good Got Higher Little Makes Plates Right Risk Screws Strong Would]
There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.
[ Screwed System Talent Tons Up]
I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. That's how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today.
[ Am Became Cultural Esteemed Figure Hooked How Once Punk Scenarios Screwed-Up Student T-Shirt Today]
It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager.
[ Life Most Normal Plenty Screw Teenager Times Up World]
A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.
[ December Did Games Hundred Job Last Manager Organization Screw Simple Sixty-Two Smart Stuff Try Up Your]
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
[ Fighting Peace Screwing Virginity]
I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.
[ Bakker Been Did Good Got Great Jim Preacher Screwed Think Very Would]
I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.
[ Admire Foster Head Her Jodie Loose Really Screwed Well]
I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.
[ Became Got Hollywood Infatuated Know Little Look Making Out Screwed Soldiers Some Somehow Sort Spectacle Them Up]
The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that.
[ Been Gods Grandmother How Indebted Latest Organization Page Related Screwed Uncle Whom Whose Working]
I'm always the last person they go to with a sequel, because I'm the most skeptical. You know, I'm very proud of what we've done, and I don't want to screw up our series.
[ Always Because Done Go Know Last Most Our Person Proud Screw Sequel Series Skeptical Up Very Want]
Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.
[ Being Easy Every Level Mom Screw Up Willing Working]
I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.
[ Believe Disorders Eating Illness Mental Screw Up]
Scissors, screwdrivers and the like pose an unacceptable risk to flight crews as well passengers.
[ Crews Flight Passengers Pose Risk Scissors Unacceptable Well]
You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.
[ Embarrassing Know Ring Screw Up]
A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.
[ Everybody Hear How Lot Screwed Singing Think Time Up Wants World]
Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.
[ End Guy Jack Kid Last Name Off Screwed Their Up Wonder Words Would]
I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.
[ Around Attendance Building Proper Putting Scholarship School Screwed Won]
I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage.
[ Because Fell Knee Off Once Screwed Stage Up]
The old Inquisition had its rack and its thumbscrews and its instruments of torture with iron teeth.
[ Had Inquisition Instruments Iron Old Rack Teeth Torture]
The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind.
[ Always American Every Give Hoping Keep Mind Night Obviously Public Screwing See Them Tunes Two]
There is a very good chance I could have been a screw-up for the rest of my life.
[ Been Chance Could Good Life Rest Very]
Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.
[ Advocating Literally Promiscuity Screw Them Yeah]
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
[ Around Brutal Depressing Either Fun Look Screw Things Truthful Way]
To me, sex is sex and I don't think it is or should be a problem. Maybe my presenting it that way will unscrew up a few heads out there, including my own.
[ Few Heads Including Maybe Out Own Presenting Problem Sex Should Think Up Way Will]