Quotations that match 'drunk'.

Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on. Sophia Bush
[ Being Drunk Getting Good Late Out Prefer Press Public Rather Reputation Scandalous Staying Than]
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. Johnny Vegas
[ Agent Ages Ask Century Down Drunks Forte Part Playing Rings Role]
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up. Jimmy Kimmel
[ Buy Drunken Every Funny Guy High How Now Out Pal Popular Pretty School Shot Soon States Throwing United Up Want Wants Worked]
The irrational in the human has something about it altogether repulsive and terrible, as we see in the maniac, the miser, the drunkard or the ape. George Santayana
[ Altogether Ape Drunkard Human Irrational Maniac Miser Repulsive See Something Terrible]
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it. Lyndon B. Johnson
[ Bourbon Drunk Get Getting Going His Hold Little Man Mouth Open Pour Quart Sick Take Without]
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. Alben W. Barkley
[ Audience Best Drunk Intelligent Little Well-Educated]
Not addicted to gluttony or drunkenness, this people who incur no expense in food or dress, and whose minds are always bent upon the defence of their country, and on the means of plunder, are wholly employed in the care of their horses and furniture. Giraldus Cambrensis
[ Addicted Always Bent Care Country Defence Dress Drunkenness Employed Expense Food Furniture Gluttony Horses Incur Means Minds Plunder Their Upon Wholly Whose]
I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby? Dustin Hoffman
[ Addict Alone Baby Bum Criminal Cute Drunk Every Eye Homeless Look Mean Mind Other Person Pictures Psychotic See Their Think Were]
I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer. Jenny Frost
[ Always Clubs Drunk Falls Girl Jordan Know Known May Out Prefer Prince Thick Topless Which]
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him. Craig Ferguson
[ Always Apart Big Bing Drunk Get Had Him Hitler Hook Impact Just Lenny Lot Out Power Said Star Supportive Together Tour Up Very Went Would]
Drink moderately, for drunkeness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise. Miguel de Cervantes
[ Drink Keeps Moderately Neither Nor Observes Promise Secret]
I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time. Richard Widmark
[ Autocrat Days Drunk Ford Got Great Had Him His Irish Jack Later Loved Time Total Tyrant]
Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough. Lord Chesterfield
[ Apt Drunken Enough Men Sober Themselves Think Wise Young]
Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then that's what country music is. It's not just songs about getting drunk and leaving your girl. Kenny Chesney
[ Again Close Country Drunk Getting Girl Hit Home Just Leaving May Music Pull Social Songs Then Too Topics Your]
Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. Herman Melville
[ Better Cannibal Christian Drunken Sleep Sober Than]
A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it. Samuel Butler
[ Buy Children Clothes Drunkard Eat Give Money Only Said School Send Sober Their Would]
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. Joe E. Lewis
[ Drunk Floor Holding Lay Man Never Without]
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. Herman Melville
[ Better Cannibal Christian Drunken Sleep Sober Than]
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. Epictetus
[ Drunk Drunkard Glasses More Takes Than Though Three]
If I were sufficiently romantic I suppose I'd have killed myself long ago just to make people talk about me. I haven't even got the conviction to make a successful drunkard. John Dos Passos
[ Ago Conviction Drunkard Even Got Haven Just Killed Long Make Myself Romantic Successful Sufficiently Suppose Talk Were]
Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make mistakes with financial affairs, and have various human problems, but he didn't have any mean bones in his body! That was a little bit of what the show was about. Steve Kanaly
[ Affairs Any Bit Body Bones Different Drunk Financial Get His Human Kill Little Make Mean Mistakes Occasions Problems Ray Show Three Trouble Try Various Would]
I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it. Zac Efron
[ Attention Bad Drunk Earn Fame Get Go How Negative Nightclub Out Some Think Understand Want Why Would]
I have drunken deep of joy, And I will taste no other wine tonight. Percy Bysshe Shelley
[ Deep Drunken Joy Other Taste Tonight Will Wine]
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? Henny Youngman
[ Bad City Dad Drunk Most New Time Town York]
The cry comes from the friends of the school-room, from those who would give the State a strong, great, noble citizenship, for protection from the curse of drunkenness. This cry should be heard and answered by every lover of his fellow-men, no matter where his home may be. Thomas Jordan Jarvis
[ Answered Citizenship Comes Cry Curse Drunkenness Every Fellow-Men Friends Give Great Heard His Home Lover Matter May Noble Protection Should State Strong Those Where Would]
I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek. Max von Sydow
[ Began Cheek Come Drunk Ever Face Happened Imagining Nothing Often Other Public Scenes Slap Some Turned Up Which Wonder Would]
Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.' Shannen Doherty
[ Bar Changes Done Drunk Everything Experience Eye Follow Get Go Life Lived New Perfectly Prerogative Public Right Things Thought Want Young Your]
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. Bette Midler
[ Because Bite Drink Drunk Much Too Try]
Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material. Merle Haggard
[ Anyways Attention Doin Drunk Em Get Just Material Might New Old Pay Paying Some Sometimes Songs Too Well]
I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut. Jim Coleman
[ Being Concert Connecticut Drunk Ended Go High Police Remember School Some Stop Too Trouble Truck Trying Up]
'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.' Gilbert K. Chesterton
[ Case Country Desperate Drunk Ever Except Mother Patriot Right Saying Sober Thing Think Would Wrong]
Things got so bad that when I went shopping for a house, some people would refuse to open the door if they saw it was me standing there. And drunks would always want to challenge me. Edward G. Robinson
[ Always Bad Challenge Door Drunks Got House Open Refuse Saw Shopping Some Standing Things Want Went Would]
Drunkenness is temporary suicide. Bertrand Russell
[ Drunkenness Suicide Temporary]
I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a big football match and I saw Jack trying to break into this refrigerator in the lounge, drunk out of his brain, and I didn't know what to say. Andy Partridge
[ Beat Big Brain Break Bruce Doing Drunk England Football Had Heroes His Into Jack Just Know Lounge Match Met Out Recording Refrigerator Saw Say Scotland Some Studio Trying While]
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great. Rick Derringer
[ After Awhile Come Drunk Get Great Guy Happiness Much Only Tell Up]
It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish. Charles Baudelaire
[ Drunk Get Martyred Poetry Slaves Stopping Time Virtue Wine Wish Without]
It pays to get drunk with the best people. Joe E. Lewis
[ Best Drunk Get Pays]
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again. Jim Carrey
[ Again Am Anybody Drunk Hope Never Own Power Says Thing Town Will Work]
Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I never gave up my dream of winning a gold medal in the Olympics. Dan O'Brien
[ Been Dream Drunk Everything Everywhere Gave Gold Gone Hung Jail Medal Never Olympics Over Through Top Up Winning World]
God watches over drunks and third baseman. Leo Durocher
[ Baseman Drunks God Over Third Watches]
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor. Gina Gershon
[ Drunk Floor How Know Quite Sudden Until]
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago. Ronald Biggs
[ Ago Box Drunk Eve Last New Nice Parked Stole Thing Truck Year Years]
He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination. Romano Prodi
[ Drunk Illumination More Statistics Support Than Uses]
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination. Andrew Lang
[ Drunken Illumination Lamp Man Posts Rather Statistics Support Than Uses]
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. Hannah More
[ Carries Drunk Getting Going Opera Own Punishment Sin]
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
[ Drink Drunk Fourteenth Get Only Remember Takes Thirteenth Trouble]
I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth. Liza Minnelli
[ Because Been Believe Drunks Earth Go Heaven Hell Through]
I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. F. Scott Fitzgerald
[ Been Drunk Library Might Now Sit Sober Thought Up Week]
Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better. Damien Hirst
[ Better Drunk See Sometimes]
I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school. Jonathan Brandis
[ Attended Became Children Disaster Drunk End High Junior Less More Pretty Principal School Senile Small Specially Very]
Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard. David Gest
[ Drunk Hard Hitting She Yeah]
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. Shmuel Y. Agnon
[ Cow Drop Drunk Each Every Him Man Milk Name Remembers Supplied Which]
I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money. Fred Ward
[ Bar Beer Bought Cash Casual Check Day Doing Drunk First Guys Labor Left Lot Money Morning Never Next Pay Their Until Up Would Your]
The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years. Michael Caine
[ Actor Being Best British Drunk Playing Research Years]
If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for illumination. Harold Brodkey
[ Drunk Fiction Go Illumination Interesting Just Looking Poet Read Reality See Sober Sometimes Word Writer]
I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night. Kenny Hickey
[ Crowds Drunk End Get Happy Hate Night Obnoxious Pretending Where Year]
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. Joyce Brothers
[ After Being Buying Buzz Comes Credit Day Drunk Gives Hangover Happens Immediately Lift Much]
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night. Sammy Hagar
[ Been Day Drink Drinking Drive Drunk During Get Long Never Night Now Tequila Time]
My father was predisposed to drunken rages. I would hide under the bed. My sister and I were talking just the other day about the terror a drunken man in a rage can create in a child. Antonio Villaraigosa
[ Bed Child Create Day Drunken Father Hide Just Man Other Predisposed Rage Rages Sister Talking Terror Under Were Would]
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. John Huston
[ Dead Drunk God Just Prefer Think]
Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut! Charles Scribner, Jr.
[ Always Drunk Keep Mouth Said Shut Sober Teach Were Will Your]
Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor. Shia LaBeouf
[ Around Clubs Dances Drunk Enjoyment Even Factor Get Lame Nobody Stand These]
I'm a special drunkard... I drink too much. Bon Scott
[ Drink Drunkard Much Special Too]
I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. Claude Williams
[ Been Drunk Long Since Time Used Whiskey]
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. Seneca
[ Drunkenness Madness Nothing Voluntary]
I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water, thought it wine and got glorious drunk. Will M. Cook
[ Delirious Drank Drunk Glass Glorious Got Thought Water Wine]
A drunkard in the gutter is just where he ought to be, according to the fitness and tendency of things. Nature has set upon him the process of decline and dissolution by which she removes things which have survived their usefulness. William Graham Sumner
[ According Decline Dissolution Drunkard Fitness Gutter Him Just Nature Ought Process Removes Set She Survived Tendency Their Things Upon Usefulness Where Which]
We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though. It didn't gather a crowd! Daniel Craig
[ Agreed Crowd Day Drunk Four Gather Got Had His House Just Large Night Sides Then Though Touch]
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. Mitch Hedberg
[ Carrots Drunk Got Rabbits Would]
Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day. Marguerite Duras
[ Alcohol Barren Coming Darkness Day Drunkenness Fade Itself Man Night Speaks Words]
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! Dave Attell
[ Against Call Choice Cops Driving Drunk Get Got Gotta Just Kids Know School Some Sometimes Those Yeah]
It's not a crime to get drunk. Joe Bob Briggs
[ Crime Drunk Get]
I only worked on Men of Honor for three weeks, but I walked away with so much. Because Bob is the kind of actor who gives you the opportunity to really go there. And we really had to go there. I mean, we were both playing drunks. Charlize Theron
[ Actor Away Because Bob Both Drunks Gives Go Had Honor Kind Mean Men Much Only Opportunity Playing Really Three Walked Weeks Were Worked]
Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death. Gilbert Highet
[ Death Drunk Eaten Ever Himself Many Nobody Played Themselves Thought]
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. Charlie Chaplin
[ Character Comes Drunk Man Out True]
What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober. Kenneth Tynan
[ Drunk Garbo Other Sees Sober Women]
For although Claudius had been accused of gambling and drunkenness, not only were no worse sins laid to his charge, but he had successfully established some claim to being considered a learned man. Frederic William Farrar
[ Accused Although Been Being Charge Claim Claudius Considered Drunkenness Established Gambling Had His Laid Learned Man Only Sins Some Successfully Were Worse]
With 2 movies opening this summer, I have no relaxing time at all. Whatever I have is spent in a drunken stupor. Hugh Grant
[ Drunken Movies Opening Relaxing Spent Summer Time Whatever]
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. Jim Bishop
[ Automatically Bartender Book Critic Drunk Good More Per Se Than Writer]
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. William Butler Yeats
[ Drunk Men Sober Some Thing Worst]
An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination. Andrew Lang
[ Drunken Illumination Man Rather Statistics Support Than Uses]
Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken. Ludwig van Beethoven
[ Am Bacchus Drunken Glorious Inspires Makes Mankind Music New Out Presses Processes Spiritually Them Which Wine]
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. Charles Darwin
[ After Again American Brandy Drunk Getting Men Monkey Most Much Never Than Thus Touch Wiser Would]
What kind of crops do they raise in the towns? Only Grand Dukes, Bolsheviks and drunkards! Ernest Poole
[ Crops Drunkards Dukes Grand Kind Only Raise Towns]
There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives. Jimmy Kimmel
[ Air Around Away Built Bunch Drunk Get Getting Guys Just Lodge Look Mostly Mystery Reality Temple Their Trying Veterans Wives]
Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected. Stephen Stills
[ Dissected Drunk Get Little Onstage Out Something Sometimes Tune]
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
[ Drunk Floor Holding Lie Without]
There are more old drunkards than old physicians. Francois Rabelais
[ Drunkards More Old Physicians Than]
Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk. Bruce Dickinson
[ Bus Done Drunk Get Life Little Look One-Dimensional Out Reach Road Say Tour Want Window]
The fact that a player is very short of time is, to my mind, as little to be considered an excuse as, for instance, the statement of the law-breaker that he was drunk at the time he committed the crime. Alexander Alekhine
[ Committed Considered Crime Drunk Excuse Fact Instance Little Mind Player Short Statement Time Very]
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. Johnny Depp
[ Bump Cry Drunk Hanging Hit Hold Into Kids Laugh Miniature Old Onto Out Them Things Vomit Year]
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. Lord Byron
[ Being Best Drunk Get Intoxication Life Man Must Reasonable]
Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing. Andrea Corr
[ Anybody Bad Culture Drink Drinking Drunk Even Everybody Gets Gotten Haven Hurt Ireland Lot Our Part Sometimes Thing Think Too]
Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind. George Grosz
[ Blind Declared Drunk Joy Peace Stricken Us Were]
I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk. Sally Kellerman
[ Always Drunk Playing]
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. Henry Miller
[ Aim Aware Divinely Life Live Means]
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales. Aleister Crowley
[ Bogey Drunk Facts Fighting Ignorant Instincts Keep Make Manners Modern Morality Natural Nature Suppress Tales Them]
I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it's so far away from what I usually do. Louise Jameson
[ Away Challenge Each Far Funny Gets Main Only Progressively Scenes She Terribly Three Turn Usually]
I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster. Amanda Peet
[ Bloody Champagne Coaster Comfortably Couple Drunk Flying Getting Glasses Key Roller Several Suddenly Think]
Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly. William Wycherley
[ Being Come Drunk Glorious Manly Only Part Pleasures Those Very Will]
A drunkard is one thing, and a temperate man is quite another. Arthur Keith
[ Another Drunkard Man Quite Temperate Thing]
I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in. Judd Nelson
[ Actors Against Also Artists Because Causes Children Driving Drunk Environment Help Involved Most Recording]
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. Charles Bukowski
[ Back Bar Bunch Dice Drunks History Local Men Shooting Wasted]
Only weeks after Oslo began, when nearly all the world and most of Israel was drunk with the idea of peace, I argued that a Palestinian society not constrained by democratic norms would be a fear society that would pose a grave threat to Israel. Natan Sharansky
[ After Argued Began Constrained Democratic Drunk Fear Grave Idea Israel Most Nearly Norms Only Oslo Palestinian Peace Pose Society Threat Weeks World Would]
It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don't forget things like that. Jeffrey Bernard
[ Bacon Boring Day Dropping Drunk Dylan Forget Francis Likes Many Name Say Spent Things Thomas]
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. Shirley MacLaine Love
[ Anything Drunk Hold Love Office Person Running Says Useless While]
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. Gertrude Stein
[ Any Being Does Doing Drunk Father Funny Man Men Most Proudest Same Son Their Thing Things Two Way]
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. Ambrose Bierce
[ Ancients Bacchus Convenient Deity Drunk Excuse Getting Invented]
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through. Jesse Jackson
[ Doors Drunk Indifferent Make Must Open Opportunity Sure Swing Through Too Walk]
It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize. Eric Stoltz
[ Apologize Beyond Driving Drunk Go Long Murder Reproach Seems Show Somehow Tv Whatever]
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. Ozzy Osbourne
[ Being Bus Different Drunk Sober Than Totally]
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America. Otto von Bismarck
[ America Children Drunkards Idiots Protects Providence States United]
After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me. Tracey Gold
[ After Against Crash Drivers Drunk Embarrassed Happened Hate Humiliated Mothers Must Thought]
I notice increasing reluctance on the part of marketing executives to use judgment; they are coming to rely too much on research, and they use it as a drunkard uses a lamp post for support, rather than for illumination. David Ogilvy
[ Coming Drunkard Executives Illumination Increasing Judgment Lamp Marketing Much Notice Part Post Rather Reluctance Rely Research Support Than Too Use Uses]
I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21. Fiona Apple
[ Before Drunk Everybody Five Gets Got]
If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar. Lucy Stone
[ Afterwards Beat Dollar Drunk Earned Get Go Had Her His Husband Right Scrubbing Take Woman]
You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete. It has to be within you, as desire for drink is within the drunkard or love is within the lover. Henri Matisse
[ Desire Drink Drunkard Guard Learn Love Lover Naivete Original Study Within]
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around. Davy Jones
[ Always Around Being Disorderly Drunk Expect Jumping Out Papers Rolls Sleeping]
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. Joe Garagiola
[ Comes Drunk Hall Kangaroo Mound Off Roller Skates]
I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something. Jim Morrison
[ Actually Any Anything Doing Drunk Full Get Just Mean Music Reaction Room Something Stoned Think Up Wake Whole]
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. Winston Churchill
[ Been Brought Contempt Drunk Get Trained Up Utmost]
There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege. Jesse Ventura
[ Countries Driving European Laws Lesson Need Offenders Privilege Question Repeat Right Take Tougher Where]
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him. Wil Wheaton
[ Afraid America Angry Around Bar Currently Drunk Gun Hell Him Loaded May Other Respect Sure Waving Were World Would Yeah]
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. Ray Bradbury
[ Cannot Destroy Drunk Must Reality Stay Writing]
All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever. Tracey Emin
[ Any Been Drunk Ever Hardly Haven Life Made Mistakes Sober]
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination. Vin Scully
[ Drunk Illumination Much Statistics Support Used Uses]
There is a ceaseless war against drunkenness and cruelty and vice. Anthony Blunt
[ Against Ceaseless Cruelty Drunkenness Vice War]
I would never write realistic prose. I don't like people who try to write in a poetic style, but in the course of their book abandon it for realism, and weave back and forth like drunkards between the surreal and the real. Marguerite Young
[ Abandon Back Between Book Course Drunkards Forth Never Poetic Prose Real Realism Realistic Style Surreal Their Try Weave Would Write]
Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see. George William Russell Beauty
[ Beauty Could Drunk Eyes Hearts Never Our See Were]
Why dont we get drunk and screw? Jimmy Buffett
[ Dont Drunk Get Screw Why]
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. Isaac Asimov Religion
[ After Being Creationists Dreamt Drunk Make Night Something Sound Theory Though Up]
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. George Gobel
[ Chicago Drunk Lived Town Uncle]
It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken. Aristotle
[ Banquet Best Drunken Life Neither Nor Rise Thirsty]
Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions. F. Scott Fitzgerald
[ Awe-Inspiring Curious Display Drunk Inhibitions Insane Lost Man Often Races Rather Respect Simple Something]
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in. Oliver Reed
[ Believe Consummated Day Drunk Fall Get Love Might Necessarily Outside Over Relationship Would]
The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage necessarily, you see the person walking out of the light. Emily Watson
[ Baggage Drunk Film How Light Love Necessarily Out Person Psychological Punch See Somebody Walking World]
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. Raymond Chandler
[ Drunk Get Himself Just Least Man Ought Principle Think Twice Won Year]
Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world. Ada Louise Huxtable
[ Balm Battered Become Belief Clothes Day Days Drunk Few Kind Right Sheds Spirit Summer Tensions Those Time World]
I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road. Archie Moore
[ Bar Drunk Just More Road Wants]
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. Samuel Johnson
[ Art Drunk Exposes Getting Himself Intoxicated Man]
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway
[ Drunk Fools Forced His Intelligent Man Sometimes Spend Time]
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. Will Rogers
[ Aliens Constitution Drunks Our Protects Senators]
Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today. Mark Goddard
[ Career Days Driving Drunk Entire Getting Mean Might Over Stopped Then Those Today Your]
I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk. Daniel Day-Lewis
[ Conscious Consciously Determination Drunk Getting Into Life Many Mostly Savage Seed Some Trouble Years]
Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside! Morris West
[ Been Cage Drunk Ever God Greeks Inside Language Made Our Shoved Since Words]
It is amazing to me, as a professional geologist, how many otherwise intelligent people have, as some may say, 'drunk the Al Gore Kool-Aid' concerning global climate change. Earl F. Titcomb, Jr.
[ Al Amazing Change Climate Concerning Drunk Geologist Global Gore How Intelligent Many May Otherwise Professional Say Some]
We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to show that we were growing, and as we started to achieve this, people came to hear us musically. Ronnie Hawkins
[ Achieve Because Came Challenging Drunks Energy Growing Hear Intellectually More Musically Musicians Needed Our Playing Put Show Somewhere Started Us Were]
That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens! Harry Nilsson
[ Beatle Drunk Get Happens Incident Look Reputation Ruined Years]
To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death. Sammy Davis, Jr.
[ Appear Death Drunk Drunken Leave Making Mistakes Remember Stage Them]
Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me! Alfre Woodard
[ Ago Character Does Drunk Episodes Few Gal Gave Hasn Hate Home Just Last Put Ride Seen She Turned Way Well]
I think that at the supper I neither receive flesh nor blood, but bread and wine; which bread when it is broken, and the wine when it is drunken, put me in remembrance how that for my sins the body of Christ was broken, and his blood shed on the cross. Jane Grey
[ Blood Body Bread Broken Christ Cross Drunken Flesh His How Neither Nor Put Receive Remembrance Shed Sins Supper Think Which Wine]
Those who are born of parents broken with old age, or of such as are not yet ripe or are too young, or of drunkards, soft or effeminate men, want a great and liberal ingenuity or wit. Thomas Willis
[ Age Born Broken Drunkards Effeminate Great Ingenuity Liberal Men Old Parents Ripe Soft Such Those Too Want Wit Yet Young]
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
[ Always Drunk Keep Mouth Said Shut Sober Teach Will Your]
What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken? Sitting Bull
[ Abuse Beat Broken Children Come Drunk Ever Hungry Law Left Man Seen White Wives]
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight. Bobby Vinton
[ Drunk Get Just Life Lot Played Straight Stupid Take Things Unfortunately Wrong]
The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward. Jose Bergamin
[ Being Coward Drunk Gets Goes Man Peacetime Wartime]
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut. Mark McKinney
[ Brain Course Drunk Get Only Size]
I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom. Ashley Tisdale
[ Drink Drunk Look Mom Never Personal Preference Smoke Smoked Up]
Then not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomes a second time a child. Plato
[ Also Becomes Child Drunkard Man Old Only Second Then Time]
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill
[ Drunk May Miss Morning Sober Still Ugly Will]
I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender. Jonathan Frid
[ Bartender Company Drunkard Ontario Played Toured Touring Which Winter]
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other. William Tecumseh Sherman
[ Crazy Drunk Each Grant Him Now Other Stand Stood]
I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane! Bob Livingston
[ Beer Champion Cotton Down Drinker Drunk Ever Fields Getting Got Had Having High Insane Never Out Parties Pouring School Suddenly Tech These Throat Time Were]
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish. Charles Baudelaire
[ Being Ceaselessly Drunk Drunken Escape Hour Martyred Poetry Slaves Time Virtue Wine Wish]
Passion is the drunkenness of the mind. Bishop Robert South
[ Drunkenness Mind Passion]
The sight of a drunkard is a better sermon against that vice than the best that was ever preached on that subject. George Savile
[ Against Best Better Drunkard Ever Preached Sermon Sight Subject Than Vice]
I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver. Tracey Gold
[ Against Am Driver Drunk Mother Person]
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. P. J. O'Rourke
[ Behavior Drunk Drunkenness Eve Get Holiday Kiss Married New Person Proper Season Through Year]
If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience. William James
[ Could Decide Drunkenness Experience Feeling Good Human Merely Supremely Valid Would]
There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. M. F. K. Fisher
[ Bodies Bread Broken Communion Drunk More Our Than Wine]
I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it. John Shirley
[ Away Carried Drink Drunk Get Words Writing]
You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office. Joe Moore
[ Drunk Hungry Love Makes Office Promise Running Someone Trust While]
The strategic marketing paradigm of Open Source is a massively-parallel drunkard's walk filtered by a Darwinistic process. Bruce Perens
[ Drunkard Filtered Marketing Open Paradigm Process Source Strategic Walk]
When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs. Robert Smith
[ Drunk Guitarist Rhythm Singer Songs Started These Weird Wrote]
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round. Willie Nelson
[ Another Doctor Doctors Down Drunks More Old Round Should Slowing Start Tells Than]
Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk. John Leguizamo
[ Before Came Crew Drunk Encouraged Fun Get Go Great Night Out Reading Really Such Us Went Yeah]
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine. Isak Dinesen
[ Age Business Drink Drunk Get Heartless Individuality Later Life Love Occupy Only Our Ourselves Thirst Very Wine Young]
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk. Jacqueline du Pre
[ Almost Drunk Feel Herbs Intense Made Perfumes Them Trod Underfoot Us Wild]
Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk. Tom Waits
[ Devil Drunk God Just Know]
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. Richard Burton
[ Because Drunk Drunks Had How Know Play Played Remain Sober Them]
If I had not some strength of will I would make a first class drunkard. Ernest Shackleton
[ Class Drunkard First Had Make Some Strength Will Would]
Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time. Clea Duvall
[ Altitude Because Drunk Everyone Fast Get High Really Time]
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise. Thomas Love Peacock
[ Alone Drink Drunk Floor Lies More Power Prostrate Rise Still Without]
And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine. Santiago Durango
[ Cheap Drunk Get Lot Used Very Wine]
Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking. Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
[ Become Drinking Drunk Eating Ignorant Indigestion Persons Principles Suffer Those True Utterly]