Quotations that match 'congressman'.

My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings. Gerald B. H. Solomon
[ Aide Bark Beg Congressman Dead Dog Fetch Phone Play Press Rings Secretary]
The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs. Erich Leinsdorf
[ Ascertained Congressman Feed Had Havana Numbers Pigs]
You know that I am living proof that the American Dream is real. Growing up, our congressman cut through government bureaucratic red tape to help my mom buy our first house. That's the kind of congressman I'll be. Geoff Davis
[ Am American Bureaucratic Buy Congressman Cut Dream First Government Growing Help House Kind Know Living Mom Our Proof Real Red Tape Through Up]
I was introduced to Congressman Lyndon B. Johnson. The young Congressman was very friendly. Erich Leinsdorf
[ Congressman Friendly Introduced Johnson Lyndon Very Young]
I've had a tough time learning how to act like a congressman. Today I accidentally spent some of my own money. Joseph P. Kennedy
[ Accidentally Act Congressman Had How Learning Money Own Some Spent Time Today Tough]
Nobody ever says to men, how can you be a Congressman and a father. Pat Schroeder
[ Congressman Ever Father How Men Nobody Says]
If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman. G. Gordon Liddy
[ Burglar Congressman Entertainer Go Government Host Show Talk]
One congressman asked 'I just want to know if you've accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior. The minister looked stunned, and he said 'no.' The whole table almost fell on the floor. The congressman was quite serious. That was his litmus test. Jim Sasser
[ Accepted Almost Asked Christ Congressman Fell Floor His Jesus Just Know Litmus Looked Minister Personal Quite Said Savior Serious Stunned Table Test Want Whole Your]
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. Jackie Mason
[ Congressman Industry Life More Profitable Support Than Tobacco Your]
I was sent down to Cuba. Everything had been prepared with the help of Congressman Johnson and his staff. Erich Leinsdorf
[ Been Congressman Cuba Down Everything Had Help His Johnson Prepared Sent Staff]
I met a congressman who claimed that he could introduce me to two people who saw Amelia Earhart. Jim Sullivan
[ Claimed Congressman Could Introduce Met Saw Two]
It's amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman, maybe, but I'm a nobody and the people I'm writing about are nobodies. Jessica Cutler
[ Amazing Any Congressman Interest Low-Level Maybe Nobody Scandal Sex Sleeping Such Were Writing]
As a matter of fact, if you do not take into account, as Congressman Ross just stated, the Social Security surplus, our fiscal deficit, ladies and gentlemen, is over $700 billion today. Jim Costa
[ Account Billion Congressman Deficit Fact Fiscal Gentlemen Into Just Ladies Matter Our Over Ross Security Social Stated Surplus Take Today]
What kind of government is this? This is a human being. This is not right, and I'm telling everybody you better call your congressman, because they're going to run your life. Michael Schiavo
[ Because Being Better Call Congressman Everybody Going Government Human Kind Life Right Run Telling Your]
The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument. Newt Gingrich
[ Accepting Argument Congressman Essentially Idea Industry Money Private Socialist Sources Tainted Would]
I would rather be known as 'Jim Kolbe, the trade expert in Congress who happens to be gay,' rather than 'Jim Kolbe, gay congressman from Arizona.' Jim Kolbe
[ Arizona Congress Congressman Expert Gay Happens Jim Known Rather Than Trade Would]
When I was introduced to Johnson he was a freshman Congressman. Erich Leinsdorf
[ Congressman Freshman Introduced Johnson]