- When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
[ Children Christmas Filled Filling God Grateful Legs Our Stockings Those Time Were Why]
- A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
[ Foot Severed Stocking Ultimate]
- My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
[ Bought Crabs Fishnet Girlfriend Her Stockings]
- The former measured six feet and an inch in his stockings, and, without a single pound of cumbrous flesh about him, weighed a hundred and eighty. The latter was an inch shorter than his rival, and ten pounds lighter; but he was much the most active of the two.
[ Active Eighty Feet Flesh Former Him His Hundred Inch Latter Lighter Measured Most Much Pound Pounds Rival Shorter Single Six Stockings Ten Than Two Weighed Without]
- In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking but now, God knows, anything goes.
[ Anything Days Glimpse God Goes Knows Looked Now Olden Shocking Something Stocking]
- He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking.
[ Bottom Christmas Down Eve Got His Knees Opened Our Put Ring Shaking Stocking Stockings Then Toe]
- No. Better research needed. Fire your research person. No fishnet stockings. Never. Not in this band.
[ Band Better Fire Fishnet Needed Never Person Research Stockings Your]
- No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.
[ Before Christmas Claus Empty Fireplace Going Hard Hung Just Local Municipal Official Over Sane Santa Shoot Stocking Up]
- I do recommend it for all girls, and boys, out there: put on a pair of fishnet stockings and find your inner sexiness!
[ Boys Find Fishnet Girls Inner Out Pair Put Recommend Sexiness Stockings Your]