Jessica Mitford - If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face.
[ Across Around Child Complain Ever Face Idolized Just Madonna Mediterranean Should Slapped]
- When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
[ Born Doctor Mother Slapped Ugly]
- I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing.
[ Came Doctor Head Out Singing Slapped Started]
- If I'd had more time or been a better writer, I would have tried to put the same ideas and experiences into a novel. But I didn't so I slapped it up on the Web.
[ Been Better Experiences Had Ideas Into More Novel Put Same Slapped Time Tried Up Web Would Writer]
- We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory.
[ Been Beer Bottle Broken Glory Guy Had Look Shootings Shot Slapped Stab Still Tried Up Wake Way Worst]
- You can lull the paying customers as long as they get slapped.
[ Customers Get Long Lull Paying Slapped]