Brooks Adams - I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.
[ Around Bat Face Feel Field Get Got Hands Joke Never Nothing Out Serious Should Smile Walk]
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Tom Atkins - I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.
[ Around Boy Hot Jokes Just Makes Mr Pulls Regular Sound Very]
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Leonard Bailey - I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
[ Alimony Been Child Joke Much Paying Since Support]
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Jayson Blair - The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
[ Intention Joke Our Suicide Time]
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Wilhelm Busch - Housekeeping ain't no joke.
[ Housekeeping Joke]
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Sandra Casey Cason - My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
[ Funniest Joke Joking Tell Truth Way World]
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Chingy - We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
[ Age Been Comedian Comedy Compelled Compete First Himself History Jokes Knows Living Machine Material Oblivion Supply Time Treadmill Whether]
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Hannah Cowley - There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
[ Few Humorous Joke Jokes Mine Most Point Somewhere Them Tunes View]
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Jim Dale - U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next.
[ Acquaintance Deployed Joke Know More Movements Next Now Order Passing Soldiers Than Track Where Whom Will]
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Marty Feldman - My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
[ Almost Been Big Choke Dance Great Hard Joke Laugh Life Myself Song Spoke Think Walked]
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Brendan Fraser - I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.
[ Audience Common Damn Dog Doing Even Give Half Jokes Out Part Reserve Right Stories Tell Walks]
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Antonio Gaudi - It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
[ Deeds Jokes Make Mind Playful Relaxation Requisite Time Use]
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Edward Gibbon - I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes.
[ Again Brain Come Day Every Jokes Material New Ones Pick Reason Them Unpublished Up Use Years]
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Anna Katharine Green - The gods too are fond of a joke.
[ Fond Gods Joke Too]
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Horace Gregory - When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
[ Become Idiot Joke Least Longer Much Starts Village]
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Robert Browning Hamilton - One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.
[ Biggest Comedy Did Jokes Problems Some Understand]
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Terry Hands - Most shows, you really have to force it. And everybody's nervous, and the network is nervous, and they've all got their notepads out, and they're all going to give notes on what they think is funny, and everybody's trying to spin their jokes, and this was so - the script was so good that we didn't have to really do anything, and it made it so easy for us to do well.
[ Anything Easy Everybody Force Funny Give Going Good Got Jokes Made Most Nervous Network Notes Out Really Script Shows Spin Their Think Trying Us Well]
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Holly Near - The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
[ Double Joke Marvelous Mean Meaning Only Thing]
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Benjamin Orr - Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It's our only joke. Every woman knows that.
[ Done Every Go High Himself Joke Knows Lets Likes Man Only Our Smiles Think Up Wife Woman]
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Adam Pascal - In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.
[ Always Get Happening Joke Just Life These Things]
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Robert Pattinson - I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.
[ Comment Error Even Had Joke Logic Make Mean Mine Never Out Pointing Right Some Something Sort Thought Waiters]
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Jon Secada - I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.
[ Aware Because Believe Get Going Jokes Never News Order Really Say Show Sort Them]
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Sargent Shriver - It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
[ Deed Forget Good Joke Poor]
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David Talbot - I have done things politically, and I've been running a business at the same time, but I sort of joke that to some extent I do more than most legislators have done in their whole careers, and I've been doing it as a part-time job.
[ Been Business Careers Doing Done Extent Job Joke Legislators More Most Part-Time Politically Running Same Some Sort Than Their Things Time Whole]
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Junichiro Tanizaki - Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
[ Alive Bond Cursed Families Family Jokes Keeps Most Rightly Strangers Though]
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Alexander Walker - I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
[ Bad Comic Consider Jokes Myself Performer Tells]
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Bernie Worrell - Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
[ Call Clever Joke Noted Philistine Pleased Quoted Remark Seldom Sharp Usually]
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Xenophon - I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
[ Book Every Heard Joke Original Pie Still Waiting]
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- People always joke that "dog" spells "god" backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well they do, what kind of people they are. The animals are right here, right in front of us. And how we treat these companions is a test.
[ Always Animals Backwards Coming Companions Consider Dog Down Front God Here Higher How Joke Just Kind Might Power Right See Should Spells Test These Treat Us Well]
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- It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke.
[ Anything Get Hard Joke Political Really Serious Today Unless Would]
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- Generally speaking, we get the joke. We know that the free market is nonsense. We know that the whole point is to game the system, to beat the market or at least find someone who will pay you a lot of money, 'cause they're convinced that there is a free lunch.
[ Beat Cause Convinced Find Free Game Generally Get Joke Know Least Lot Lunch Market Money Nonsense Pay Point Someone Speaking System Whole Will]
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- These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the reason why it is so expensive, or one of the reasons, it's so expensive to run here and why so many people decide not to run.
[ Challenges Country Decide Define Elections Endless Expensive Here Joke Legal Many New Reason Reasons Run These Why York]
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- I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
[ Again Age Especially Joke Jokes Laugh Make Old Repeating Same Sign Telling Think Yourself]
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- A symphony is no joke.
[ Joke Symphony]
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- He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.
[ Danish Does Joke Understand]
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- Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
[ Almost Club Every Joke Men Out Starts Tradition Venerable]
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- The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.
[ Casual Cooking Examination Fact Great Horrible Jokes Masculine Men Most Part Propaganda Results Reveal Scheme Sewing Sex Will Written]
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- See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy.
[ Country Joke Justice See Stinks]
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- A rich man's joke is always funny.
[ Always Funny Joke Man Rich]
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- Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.
[ Always Each How Joke Jokes Kind Makes Mean Money Much Musician Musicians Other Really Someone Starving Usually]
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- When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
[ Book Child Jokes Make Parent Parents]
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- When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.
[ Between Brain Expression Going His Joke Kind Race See Tell]
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- The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
[ Easy Joke]
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- I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
[ Always Bit Complex Crack Even Extreme Guilt Joke Laughing Offended Someone Then Worry Worrying]
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- It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.
[ Another Been Hollywood Joke Marriage Now Reduced Statistic]
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- The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.
[ Actually Always Am Better City Except Happen Instances Joke Joking Life Make Real Saying Series Sex Than Tv Way Worse]
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- I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
[ Did Guess Jokes Many Miller Roger Say Thought Used]
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- I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
[ Appropriate Care Jokes Kid]
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- One of the jokes on our flight is that, if we have a normal entry day going, the plan is for me... to actually take the orbiter first and fly it for maybe 10 or 15 seconds and then hand it on over to Scooter.
[ Actually Day Entry First Flight Fly Going Hand Jokes Maybe Normal Orbiter Our Over Plan Scooter Seconds Take Then]
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- So, whenever Scooter was the Pilot, he never had a chance to fly the orbiter. So, the joke is: I'm going to have a chance to fly it first and hand it over to him.
[ Chance First Fly Going Had Hand Him Joke Never Orbiter Over Pilot Scooter Whenever]
Topic:
- Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think He must do it as a sort of ghastly joke.
[ Ever Ghastly God Hands Infernal Joke Make Mess Must Sometimes Sort Such Talent Think Trusts Usually Why Women Wonder]
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- I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
[ Hang-Ups Hatreds Joke Racial Reasons Shedding Still Think Those]
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- It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
[ Good Joke Religion Test Whether]
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- A joke is a very serious thing.
[ Joke Serious Thing Very]
Topic: Humor
- Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
[ Always Based Ever Father-In-Law Heard Humor Joke Modicum Truth]
Topic: Dad
- I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.
[ Constructing End Get Gets Good Joke Just Laugh Much Out Sentence Thrill]
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- It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.
[ Corny Every Get Jokes Lot Make Okay Old Perfectly Single Some Them Thing Understand Years]
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- Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.
[ Adults Also Ask Because Bored Comprehend Enjoy Find Funny Joke Kids Laughing More Often Questions Seldom Something Story Understand Words]
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- When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.
[ Because Finding Going Interest Joke Kid Line Mean Means Out Punch Real Some Things Thinking Two Understand Vested Word]
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- You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death.
[ Been Beginning Books Death Done End Gone Joke Middle Read Stories Story These Thing Want Whole Wind]
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- Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
[ Backs Completely Dishes Endure Friends Historical How Irish Jokes Many Matter Might Our Perhaps Should Their Turn]
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- Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
[ Between Cannot Continually Difference Eventually Humor Image Imagined Jokes Lives Manifest Minds Our Play Reality Sense Subconscious Tell Think Thought Will]
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- But today, I feel the genuine warmth, the affection, and although I may joke about it, I am touched.
[ Affection Although Am Feel Genuine Joke May Today Touched Warmth]
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- For the amount of talent I had - and I couldn't dance, act, or tell a joke - I enjoyed a tremendous career.
[ Act Amount Career Dance Enjoyed Had Joke Talent Tell Tremendous]
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- A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.
[ Body Caricature Face Joke Putting Truth]
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- Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
[ Actually Air Answer Funny Going Jokes Just Make None Questions Really Say Seriously Sometimes Think Your]
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- I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
[ Also Articulate Economically Joke More Think Try Ways]
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- I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
[ Down Funny Idea Joke Original Something Then Thing Think Thought Two Which Will Within Write]
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- In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.
[ Another Around Competitive Everyone Friendly Hanging Jokes Just New Palpable Thing Top Trying Weird Where York]
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- You can't just yell jokes at people.
[ Jokes Just Yell]
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- When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.
[ Awful Behaviour Constant Feminine Get Gross Horrible Jokes Needs Presence Tour Ugly Women]
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- In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
[ Before Heard Including Jokes Laughs Ones Polite Society]
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- The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and say, Hey! Tony! I love your show, I've watched you every night since you started! And then I'd say, Ah! You're the one!
[ Ah Come Every Guy Hey Into Joke Love New Night Promos Put Say Season Show Since Started Then Tony Up Wanted Watched Your]
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- There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.
[ Emphasis Generally Jokes Life Particular Sense Show Situation Spontaneity Talk Way Were]
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- Sex is God's joke on human beings.
[ Beings God Human Joke Sex]
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- It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
[ Because Complete Cosmic Joke Lesbian Men Mystery Understand Well Women]
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- Have you ever heard a good joke? If you've ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you're already on the way to poetry. It's about using words in very precise ways and using gesture.
[ Already Ever Gesture Good Heard Joke Just Pacing Poetry Precise Right Someone Then Using Very Way Ways Words]
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- I always thought security was a joke at New York airports, and in U.S. airports to begin with. You can go through any European or Middle Eastern airport and things are a lot tougher.
[ Airport Airports Always Any Begin Eastern European Go Joke Lot Middle New Security Things Thought Through Tougher York]
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- I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
[ Around Because Colorful Funny Joke Lot Manic Nature Our Outrageous Part Things Times]
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- Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke.
[ Almost Americans Believe Certainly Joke Kernel Progress Truth]
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- Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway.
[ Ago Anyway Get Joke Laughs Model Runway Thought Used Years]
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- Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of revolutionary avant-gardism.
[ Among Expense Joke Other Postmodernism Revolutionary Sick Things]
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- A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
[ Expect Go Goal Him Joke Just Land Listener Mind Nowhere Off Plausible Play Process Start Sudden Then Thing Toward Trick Twist Where]
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- A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke.
[ Divine History Joke Next Poet Room]
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- It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
[ Ability Humor Joke Make Proves Sense Take]
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- The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.
[ Ever Fun Jokes Laugh Most Our Own Rick Sitting Writing]
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- If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
[ Anything Done Jokes Laugh Most Own Their Want Well Why Yourself]
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- A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.
[ Bad Blush Girl Her Jokes Start Tell Telling]
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- A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
[ Affections Difference Great Jokes Strain Taste]
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- Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
[ Affections Different Great Jokes Strain Taste]
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- Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
[ Entertainment Joke Listen Lonesome Medium Millions Permits Remain Same Television Time Which Yet]
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- You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically.
[ Dash Dot Every Jokes Means Neil Out Pause Practically Script Simon Something Takes Trust]
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- I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.
[ Enemies Even Joke Paranoid Paula Sometimes]
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- Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.
[ Die Earth Everybody Jokes Living Narrow-Minded Nobody Personality Point Serious Situation Telling Think Where]
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- They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.
[ Black Call Come Comedy Dealers Down Get Hardest Jokes Just Laugh Listen Local Make Night Only Sit Tell Them Thugs Watch Where Your]
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- A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
[ Ability Humor Joke Oneself Sense Understand]
Topic:
- A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
[ Ability Humor Joke Oneself Sense Understand]
Topic: Humor
- Well when I made my first record I thought it would be a good joke to have me on one side, have the lable say John Fahey on one side, and this guy Blind Joe Death on the other side.
[ Blind Death First Good Guy Joe John Joke Made Other Record Say Side Thought Well Would]
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- We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.
[ Far Feel Gets Hurt Joke Make Somebody Too]
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- Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they're the heroes of this story; we love these guys.
[ Brunt Guys Heroes Jokes Life Long Love Real Story Tell Them These Twins Well]
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- The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past. Look at Michael Jackson, he never evolved.
[ Become Biggest Change Evolved Jackson Jokes Look Michael Never Past Stay Way Were]
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- I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't want to be a part of a show where it's mostly about coming up with the jokes.
[ Based Because Circumstance Coming Could Ever Humor Jokes Mostly Network Often Part Show Sitcom Some Think Trite Up Want Where]
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- Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
[ Cut Exclamation Joke Laughing Out Own Point Points These Your]
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- I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.
[ Am Band Ben Big Broke End Falsetto Feel Five Folds Found Gigs Heavy Into Joke Metal Myself Pain Rant Saying Scream Some Started Thing Things Used White]
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- Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.
[ Carson His Johnny Jokes Marlin Monologues Started]
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- When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
[ Because Coolest Everyone Jokes Kid School Thought Told]
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- Some people, they just don't get a joke.
[ Get Joke Just Some]
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- Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
[ Big Forgive Great Joke Jokes Little Lord Thee Thy]
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- There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.
[ African Allowing Comedy Folk Freedom Glorious Interrupt Jokes Just Made Myself Old Sense Stories Tell Up]
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- My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
[ Been Jokes Life Telling Whole]
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- Most jokes state a bitter truth.
[ Bitter Jokes Most State Truth]
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- Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
[ Because Become Bit Buffy Different Every Joke Little Man Nice Once Really Something Straight Tells While]
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- I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
[ Dirty Jest Jokes Kind Make Maybe New Say Some Somewhat Times Would York]
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- It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.
[ Atrophy Bitter Cosmic Destroy Due Imagination Joke Ourselves Would]
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- I try to exist in a world where there is freedom of opinion, where you're allowed to make jokes. I don't want to live in some PC world where no-one's allowed to say anything.
[ Allowed Anything Exist Freedom Jokes Live Make No-One Opinion Pc Say Some Try Want Where World]
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- Audiences are always better pleased with a smart retort, some joke or epigram, than with any amount of reasoning.
[ Always Amount Any Audiences Better Epigram Joke Pleased Reasoning Smart Some Than]
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- Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
[ Affronted Art Harm Joke Raw Receive Salt Thee Thou Throw Unless Wilt]
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- I can tell jokes. I can talk to the audience. I can relax. I can change my songs whenever I want. I can change the tempos. I can change the mood, because I'm in charge.
[ Audience Because Change Charge Jokes Mood Relax Songs Talk Tell Tempos Want Whenever]
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- Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.
[ Advice Grave Joke More Sometimes Successfully Teaching Than Through Transmitted]
Topic:
- I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
[ Cancer Chemotherapy Darkest Ever Friends Going Heard Hideous Jokes Make Most Through]
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- I always thought of Levittown as a joke.
[ Always Joke Thought]
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- Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
[ Appreciate Being Every Everybody Get Joke Really]
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- I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.
[ Again Books College Completely Different Few Get Go Grow Idea Jokes Kids Later Level Love Put Read Show Up Watch]
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- My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
[ Best Buddy Dog Every Her Jokes Out Really Secrets Shared She Talked Think Time Tried]
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- All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way.
[ Better Bottle Cares Changed Daniels David Different Doing Going His Jack Joke Kind Made Nothing Out Sad Than Then Used Way Would]
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- Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.
[ Call Colleagues Hannah Joke Sometimes]
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- You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.
[ Bringing Corner Dead Dog Either Emotional Especially Joke Life Need Over Personal Scene Somebody Space Then Thinking Throws Up Want Whatever Your]
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- I'd come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Hart's little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owen's going to get squashed.
[ Barrel Bottom Bret Brother Come Everyone Figured Get Getting Going Hart Joke Just Little Out Owen Shadow Squashed]
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- I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
[ Jokes Life Mean Old Some Something Stage Standing Telling Want Years]
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- Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.
[ Generally Joke Some Sufferer Sure]
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- All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
[ Been Funny Jokes These]
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- I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
[ Bunch Cord Go Hear Hold Jokes Microphone Once Pinch Then Together Whole]
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- I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
[ Adding Fix Gonna Joke Last New Ones Out Taking Words]
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- Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
[ Amazing Came Cloud Funny Head Joke Off Top Why Wrong]
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- The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
[ Gave Haven Irish Joke Seen Yet]
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- Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
[ Enough Eternity Joke Just Long Mere Moment]
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- I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: they respond, they're getting the jokes, they're with me. And that' s been happening.
[ Alive Also Audience Been Getting Good Guess Happening Idea Jokes Listens Quiet Respond]
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- I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.
[ Good Humor Joke Jokes Language Novel Speeches Wit]
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- A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
[ Civil Jokes Make Servant]
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- Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
[ Abundant Companionship Equal Good Honest Humor Jokes Laughter Meeting Merry Oil Rather Small Where Wine]
Topic:
- Back in the day, if someone said that hip hop and rap was a fad, that was a joke to me because they just didn't know what they were talking about. In reality, there were so many people who didn't know what they were talking about it.
[ Back Because Day Fad Hip Hop Joke Just Know Many Rap Reality Said Someone Talking Were]
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- I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.
[ Friendship Jokes Laughter Life Love Mars Spite]
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- I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he?
[ Award Christmas Dance Decorating Digging Does Garden Got Guys House Jokes Jonathan Last Ross See Sing Tell Want]
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- It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can see it intellectually, as well as emotionally, and I don't know whether you've noticed, but if somebody tells a joke, it's nearly always a mini fantasy.
[ Always Emotionally Everybody Fantasy Humour Intellectually Joke Keeping Know Mini Nearly Noticed Off Sane See Seems Situations Somebody Standing Tells Way Well Whether]
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- I never told a joke in my life.
[ Joke Life Never Told]
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- The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark.
[ Any Dark Get Image Joke Other Roles Somebody Sort Than Years]
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- And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that they're going to go to hell because they tell a good dirty joke, you know.
[ Australia Australians Because Believe Dirty Go Going Good Got Hell Joke Know Liked Taste Tell]
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- When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.
[ Air Died Go Had Jokes Mother Night]
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- The thing about all good horror movies is that the fans expect a couple of inside jokes. Maybe I'm supposed to be saying how terrified I was while making it, but it was really fun.
[ Couple Expect Fans Fun Good Horror How Inside Jokes Making Maybe Movies Really Saying Supposed Terrified Thing While]
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- I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
[ Cry Either Guess Jokes Just Laugh Lots Things Tough]
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- Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
[ Being Carry Down Funny Girls Good Greatest Having Joke Make Smile Strengths Time]
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- I think that every show on television has its place. I think Married With Children or, I don't know, The Nanny... some people want to go home, turn on the TV and be able to iron their clothes or grab a sandwich. Come out and catch a joke and not have to follow the story.
[ Able Catch Children Clothes Come Every Follow Go Grab Home Iron Joke Know Married Nanny Out Place Sandwich Show Some Story Television Their Think Turn Tv Want]
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- I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
[ Actor Audience Cares Character Comedian His Jokes Know Laughs Less Lets More Own Think Thinks]
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- I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
[ Being Cold Crack Games Jokes More Nature Play Really Than]
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- Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
[ Could Deliver Funnier How Jokes Knew Learned Puns Soon Them Worse]
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- People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off.
[ Black First How Jokes Killed Make Off Ones]
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- Don't make jokes about food.
[ Food Jokes Make]
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- Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it.
[ Comedy Joke Just Knack Make Maybe Natural See Setup Tell Way Where Writing]
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- A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke.
[ Awarded Been Called Joke Newspaper Practical Prize Quite Reporter Said Sure Swedish]
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- You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
[ Because Books Got Here Hitting Joke Out Really Start]
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- I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
[ Between Gentlemen Great Into Jokes Know Ladies Problem Run See These]
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- The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
[ Briefings Bush George Giving House Intelligence Jokes Just Know Some Themselves These White Write]
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- I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.
[ Been Burn Comes Hair Joke]
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- A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
[ Character Clearly His Joke Nothing Person Resents Reveals]
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- If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
[ Father Going Jokes Keep Making Shoot Somebody]
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- I lived that life for real, so to talk about it was like a joke, you know what I mean?
[ Joke Know Life Lived Mean Real Talk]
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- The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
[ Comic Indeed Joke Mankind World]
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- Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
[ Day Funny Hours Jokes More Morning Next Remained Some Somehow Those Wee Were Written]
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- When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
[ Day Going Hours Job Jokes Mind Places Room Starts Strange Write Your]
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- Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams has ceased to be a joke and has become a very serious science.
[ Aware Become Business Ceased Dreams Everybody Joke Now Recent Science Serious Silly Suppose Very Years]
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- Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.
[ Children Complex Events Exaggerated Find Funny Haunt Jokes More Often Older Particular Some Stories These Too Use Words Writing Young]
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- There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.
[ Acceptable Always Find Hammer Hit Joke Nails Perfectly Will Your]
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- I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful.
[ After Album Am Believe Breaking Crazy Feel Grateful Heart Horrible Human Jokes Music Proven Race Racing Reviews Somewhere Stand Still These Those Up Years]
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- Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.
[ Adorable Dress Early Get Joke Know Looking Plenty See Smile Some Then Up Us Work]
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- My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
[ Album Does Joke Really Tour Tours Two Well Which Will]
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- I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.
[ Amusement Included Jokes Little Mysteries Readers These Writing]
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- Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
[ Anything Blatant Could Get Grown Jokes Kids Know Laugh Now Our Remained Say Show Tell Up Watch Watching Would]
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- The storyboard artists job is to plan out shot for shot the whole show, write all the dialog, and decide the mood, action, jokes, pacing, etc of every scene.
[ Action Artists Decide Dialog Etc Every Job Jokes Mood Out Pacing Plan Scene Shot Show Storyboard Whole Write]
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- The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
[ Abandons Canada Joke Monarchy Newspaper Says]
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- Jokes are grievances.
[ Grievances Jokes]
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- There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke.
[ Affair Call Certain His Joke Life Man Mixed Occasions Practical Queer Strange Takes Times Universe Vast Whole]
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- Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
[ End Get Joke Lost Making Poetry Thing Whole Word Wrong]
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- Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
[ Aggressive Better Even Jokes Least Longest Most Shortest Than War Wars]
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- Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don't affect the aggregate value of the firm.
[ Affect Aggregate Because Bonds Etc Everyone Firm Issued Joke Number Obviously Pieces Pizza Recognizes Shape Similarly Size Stocks Value Warrants]
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- I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
[ Harry Joke Laughing Many Singing Somebody Spent Told Until Years]
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- Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.
[ American Dying Expensive Gracious Huge Joke Public]
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- I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
[ Jokes Look Making Mind Want]
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- You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
[ Achieve Elastic Jokes Making Realism Surreal Through]
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- It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh.
[ Discovered English Haunted Holds Jokes Laugh Laughter Life Lost Make More Occupation Old Place Somber Than Trying Wretched]
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- Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
[ Gentle Grin Humor Inflicting Jokes Masculine Pursuit Solitude Superiority Usually Way Weapon Wit]
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- In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there.
[ Any Being Either Entire Feel Help Idea Japan Joke Makes Nothing Played Polite Saying Sense Time Very]
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- If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
[ Before First Gets Guy His Joke Other Speak Think]
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- Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.
[ Admit Almost Anything Anywhere Being Especially Ever Expense Jokes Laugh Makes Never Own Will]
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- You have to struggle a bit, hustle a little, and be willing to go bankrupt. Once you're willing to do that, everything opens up and you get the freedom. My joke is that next year, I'll make the first film that costs zero dollars.
[ Bankrupt Bit Costs Dollars Everything Film First Freedom Get Go Hustle Joke Little Make Next Once Opens Struggle Up Willing Year Zero]
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- Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going for you... And the orchestra really kept you going. They'd laugh at all your jokes, even if they'd been hearing them for the last 30 years.
[ Act Been Boring Else Even Gets Going Got Hearing Jokes Kept Last Laugh Little Orchestra Really Remember Same Something Them Unless Years Your]
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- The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
[ Best Come Funny Ideas Jokes Make Possible Thinking Your]
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- As for pictures and museums, that don't trouble me. The worst of going abroad is that you've always got to look at things of that sort. To have to do it at home would be beyond a joke.
[ Abroad Always Beyond Going Got Home Joke Look Museums Pictures Sort Things Trouble Worst Would]
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- A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
[ Dirty Joke Mental Rebellion Sort]
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- The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
[ Aim Already Being Degrade Degraded Him Human Joke Remind]
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- Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
[ Custard Dirty Every Funny Joke Mental Pie Rebellion Sort Subversive Ultimately Whatever]
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- It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart.
[ Big Cartoon Center Crap Each Formula Heart Jokes Just Lasts Make Other Reasons Show Shows Survived Think Tune Without Years]
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- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
[ Also Because Blonde Dumb Jokes Know Offended]
Topic: Intelligence
- People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
[ Assume Big Bosoms Breasts Got Heart Jokes Look Make Mine Obvious Ones Them Then Underneath Want Why]
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- I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.
[ Both Ghost Joke Kind Laugh Off Pay Scare Set Similar Something Story Think Up]
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- The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
[ Big Film Get Jokes Life Love Main Things Zombies]
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- Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
[ Addicted Because Funny Got Interviews Joke Life Little Love Much Period Pill Press Reason Right Seem Talk Too Your]
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- Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.
[ Big Book Girls Hilton Joke Opening Paris Phone Show Those Up Will]
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- My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
[ British Comics Copy Duplicate Head Heads Jokes Lot Safe Where]
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- I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line.
[ Beheaded Cut Dirty Head His How Joke Know Leaving Line Man Off Out Punch Really Shocking Show Story Tell Telling]
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- Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.
[ Dullness Ever Gentle Joke Loves]
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- But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake.
[ Awake Comedians Doing Fun Go Jokes More Real Something These Were Would]
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- I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
[ Fart Gratuitous Joke Never Think]
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- In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.
[ Fact Joke Studied University Used]
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- The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
[ Book Cry Family Joke Our Phone Reading]
Topic: Family
- People are learning to feel more comfortable hearing one another's dreams. It used to be that if you told a dream in public, someone had to make a joke to relieve the tension introduced by that alternative reality.
[ Alternative Another Comfortable Dream Dreams Feel Had Hearing Introduced Joke Learning Make More Public Reality Relieve Someone Tension Told Used]
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- The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.
[ Bring Catch Down English Had Hit Intended Joke Splendid Upon]
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- It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
[ Conflict Dissent Easier Issues Jokes Make Much Sensitive Some]
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- Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
[ Changing Comedians Everything Joke Politicians Seriously Taking Their]
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- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
[ Facts Government Jokes Just Make Report Watch]
Topic: Politics
- Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
[ Eighteen Feeling Get God Joke Men Peak Playing Practical Reach Sexual Their Theirs Thirty-Five Women]
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- I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
[ Both Funny Jokes Sides]
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- You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
[ Best Ford Gets Jerry Joke Know Trouble]
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- I start with the joke line and write backward.
[ Backward Joke Line Start Write]
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- If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
[ Comedy Funny Joke Kill Laboriously Too Work]
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- I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
[ Comedy Dissect Joke Much Ruined Think Too Whatever]
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- It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
[ Aristocrats Clean Clock Dirty Funny Guys Job Joke Know Network Night Show Stuff Tell Those Though Too Tv Video Would]
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- The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
[ Around Been Comedy How Interesting Joke Just Nature Say Saying Think Why Wrong]
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- Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.
[ Been Fantastic Gets Good Joke Nice Thing Think Very]
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- We were watching the first series recently, and it has a charm, a kind of amateur charm. At that point we didn't involve ourselves technically at all - we just messed about and told our jokes - and it looks a bit like that.
[ Amateur Bit Charm First Involve Jokes Just Kind Looks Messed Our Ourselves Point Recently Series Technically Told Watching Were]
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- There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true.
[ Being Island Joke Land Never Surrounded Switzerland True]
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- All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
[ Big Comedy Films Hold Jokes Just Mirror Try Up Us]
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- Once you start thinking about it in a mercenary frame of mind, then you're finished. You're a joke, because there are too many mercenaries out there already.
[ Already Because Finished Frame Joke Many Mercenaries Mercenary Mind Once Out Start Then Thinking Too]
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- Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
[ Get Jokes Obscure Passionate Sometimes]
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- Desegregation is a joke.
[ Joke]
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- I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me.
[ Boots Daughter Frank Hard Joke Just Music Sang Seriously Studied Take Very Want]
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- If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
[ Beavis Cracking Forget Jokes Just Now Phone Probably Right Tommy Were Would]
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- I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
[ Environment Grew Jokes Puns Sarcasm Talk Up Way Write]
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- The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke.
[ Arrogance Character Commonplace English Insular Joke]
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- This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included.
[ Actually Batteries Because Been Few Great Included Jokes Just Lance Laugh Look Making Now Our Personally See Set Think Toy]
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- Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.
[ Able Actually Because Been Before Cable Comedy Finish Hasn Jokes Kind Really Seen Sketch Think Uncensored]
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- Gene Autry was the most. It may sound like a joke - Go and have a look in my bedroom, It's covered with Gene Autry posters. He was my first musical influence.
[ Autry Bedroom Covered First Gene Go Influence Joke Look May Most Musical Posters Sound]
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- Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.
[ Any Armies Behave Being Chooses Dirty First Full Her Human Joke Natural Need Quo She Should Sisterhood Something Status Their Treat Warned Weapon Will Woman]
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- For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
[ Acquire Enemies Every Hundred Jokes Ten]
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- You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.
[ Else Joke Kant Must Read Share Someone Wanted Yourself]
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- You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.
[ Could Else Joke Kant Must Read Share Some Wanted Yourself]
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- My driver Kellie Frost and I would race these fellows home and they were always faster on the highway. We did the same with Daniel and his driver, and thus began a long series of jokes and competitions to alleviate the impossible hours and tensions this film provoked.
[ Alleviate Always Began Competitions Daniel Did Driver Faster Fellows Film Frost Highway His Home Hours Impossible Jokes Long Provoked Race Same Series Tensions These Thus Were Would]
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- I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm making a ton of money, and I'm walking around my apartment with flashlights.
[ Apartment Around Because Bills Electricity Had Joke Making Money Never Off Pay Three Time Times Ton Turned Walking]
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- It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.
[ Actor Easier Joke Lot Movie Sitcom Spin Than Think]
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- Tool of Communist agitators... it's really a joke, isn't it? Because, quite clearly, we are a party of real moderates. It just shows how little they understand.
[ Because Clearly Communist How Joke Just Little Moderates Party Quite Real Really Shows Tool Understand]
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- I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.
[ Jokes Minutes Realize Really Standup Took While]
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- A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
[ Everybody Guy Joke Laugh Nothing Pitch Then Woman Would]
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- If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
[ Behind Come Couple Cut Cutting Deep Hey Joke Little Massage Now Put Say Something Stinks Try]
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- It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
[ Became Behind Confident First Forward Instead Jokes Just More Myself Out Put Until]
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- I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
[ Had Her Joke Martha New Stewart Suicide Today Unplug Watch]
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- Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
[ Brother Crazy Efron Goofy Jokes Just Lot Plays Practical]
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- My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
[ Fitting Jokes Laugh Making Through Way]
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- Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
[ Anew Death Each Encounters Individual Joke Old]
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- When I'm writing the book I'm laughing at just how overblown the characters seemed. How full of himself he seems. But I didn't get far enough in the series to really drive the joke of it home.
[ Book Characters Drive Enough Far Full Get Himself Home How Joke Just Laughing Overblown Really Seemed Seems Series Writing]
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- That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!
[ Because Big Came Eminem First Funny Guy Him His Joke Know Laugh Lyrics Man Out Real Seemed Something Think Ya]
Topic:
- What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and not seen the joke?
[ Could Culture Joke Other Produced Seen Someone]
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- I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.
[ Coffee Dates Day Deadline Every Front Imagining Jokes Keep Minimum Need Places Rubbish Sit Standing Then These Think Tour Write]
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- With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.
[ Always Because Condense Confidence Getting Hear Joke Laugh Need Nervous Next Percent Seventy-Five Silly Stuff Tell Want]
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- That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a joke.
[ Basically Because Break Come Coming Father Give His Joke Knowledge Off Pass Pays Really School Serious Some Street Student Than Treated Trying Tuition Upsetting Very Worse]
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- Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.
[ Comedy Drama Jokes Just Least Way Write]
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- I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke.
[ Even Joke Laughed]
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- I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that was a long time ago. Artists aren't always seen as real people. If you start out as a teenager, sometimes people want to keep you locked as that. But I'm a woman now.
[ Ago Always Artists Big Expecting Hoops Joke Keep Know Locked Long Make Now Out Real See Seen Skirts Sometimes Start Teenager Time Want Were Woman]
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- It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.
[ Crowd Give Gross Humour Jokes Lots Sex Teenage Them University]
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- A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.
[ Character Had Jokes Leading Lot Most Nasty Payoff Situations Some Stuff Ultimate Would]
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- If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.
[ Culture Everybody Joke Keep Knows Pop Up]
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- The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
[ Crisis Joke Today Tomorrow]
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- It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd be celestial-mechanics jokes.
[ Business Celestial Could Everybody Had Jokes Layers Level Major Meant Mechanics More Onion Than These Writers Your]
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- A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
[ Appreciate Breaking Hearts Humor Irony Joke Kept More Oneself Sense Takes Taste Than Which]
Topic: Humor
- I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.
[ Crying Enjoy Form Joke Keep Laugh Put Say Serious Them Things]
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- One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
[ Asked Dress Funny Her Joke Knew Marry Never Pretty Serious She Showed Somebody Time Up Wedding]
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- You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
[ Album Because Done Em First Jokes Know Out Some Those Throw Twelve Years]
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- I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't.
[ Always Am Deeply Fond Joke Noticed Persons Religious Suspicious Those Truly]
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- Actors fall into this trap if they missed being loved for who they really were and not for what they could do - sing, dance, joke about - then they take that as love.
[ Actors Being Could Dance Fall Into Joke Love Loved Missed Really Sing Take Then Trap Were]
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- Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
[ Change Daughter Farmer Jokes Now Salesman Tells Times Traveling]
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- When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
[ Doubt Go Joke]
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- I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh.
[ Always Could Day-To-Day Good Great Hard Hardest Interaction Joke Kind Laugh Life Make Makes Personal Really See Some Somebody Stuff Tell Things Those Write]
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- I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
[ Again Awkward Born Comedy Experience Funny Great Human Joke Lines Mean Moments Only Part Pauses Punch Really Show Television Think]
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- I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
[ Always Been How Jokes Know Lots Regular Sitcoms Tell Terrible]
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- Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke.
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- A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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- I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.
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- If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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- I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef.
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- Everyone for the most part is really nice. There have always been jokes, but that's part of being in the spotlight. You can't make everyone completely happy.
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- You learn to kid around and joke and not take things too seriously because somehow its all gonna work out for the best - or you're gonna make it work out.
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- I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it.
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- You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.
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- Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
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