- It seems like the older bands are bigger than ever. We get a mixed crowd where you have kids and old blokes like me.
[ Bands Bigger Blokes Crowd Ever Get Kids Mixed Old Older Seems Than Where]
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- A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
[ Alarmed Around Assistant Blind Bloke Calls Dog Guide Head Help His Into Just Looking Out Picks Says Shop Sir Starts Swinging Thanks Up Walks]
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- So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
[ Bloke Car Getting Give Go Great Into Lift Look Oyster Said Says Sure World Your]
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- Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are decent blokes now, just normal fellas with families.
[ Able Ball Because Been Blokes Decent Different Doubt Families Fellas Just Kick Mates Maybe Normal Now Would]
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- I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.
[ Absolutely Babe Being Blokes Find Flattered Labelled Offensive]
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- Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.
[ Blokes Dream Hand Now Old Sad Told Whip]
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- Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
[ Baldness Big Bloke Enough Out Pointing Stage Stigma Sweaty Visually Without]
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- So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"
[ Bloke Car Getting Give Go Great Into Lift Look Oyster Said Says Sure World Your]
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- The first thing is to be patient, which is probably the hardest thing to do. Don't worry if blokes are whacking you out of the park because you still have the opportunity to get him out next ball, even if it's not the same ball.
[ Ball Because Blokes Even First Get Hardest Him Next Opportunity Out Park Patient Probably Same Still Thing Which Worry]
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