Christian Morgenstern - There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous 911 attacks, which my family and I could see from the third floor bathroom window of our homes!
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Josiah Stamp - In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
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Alice B. Toklas - Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
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- I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.
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- As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.
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- My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
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- When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
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- Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing.
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- At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
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- Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
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- The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
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- Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?
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- A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
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- I'm very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, 'hey girl, you're alright'. But on the other hand, I find the website stuff, and the polls, something completely removed from my own personal life. You can't take anything like that too seriously, otherwise you'd end up in the loony bin.
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- I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
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- Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall.
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- I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.
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- I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.
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- Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.
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- All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.
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- You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.
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- Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
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- The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.
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- I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control.
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- I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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- I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost.
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- One day I actually took the list into the bathroom and I put it up against my face and looked in the mirror and I realized I had one of two choices, change the list or change myself.
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- You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
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- If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom.
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- Early on in my career, I'd go into the makeup trailer, and they'd spend an hour doing my makeup, and I would hate it. I'd go into the bathroom, wash it off and start over again, which took an enormous amount of time. So I just started doing it myself.
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- I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see why you have to share the same bathroom.
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- Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
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- I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without.
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- There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
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- Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
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- We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.
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- I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about.
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- I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone's going to jump out and get me.
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- My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.
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- He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left.
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- I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.
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- There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.
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- Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
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- I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
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- I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.
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- For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
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