- A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
[ Automatically Bartender Book Critic Drunk Good More Per Se Than Writer]
- I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
[ Bartender Her Psychiatrist Seeing She Then Told Truth Two Wife]
- Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
[ Bartender Beat God Know Make Said Ugly Yeah Zombie]
- Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
[ Another Bartender Best Case Nerves Scotch Set Thing Up]
- I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.
[ Bartender Company Drunkard Ontario Played Toured Touring Which Winter]
- I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The bartender there used to call me Boom Boom. I don't know why, but he did.
[ After Apex Back Bar Bartender Boom Call Detroit Did Every Go Got Know Night Off Remember Used Why Work]
- By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
[ Bartender Before Drink Else Him Knowing Knows Little Man Orders Time Will Worth]
- I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
[ Bartender College Degree Educated Everyone Get Go Months Really Should Six Spend Then Think Would]
- Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got out of control for me. It's like being an alcoholic and going and being a bartender.
[ Alcoholic Anorexia Arena Bartender Because Before Being Control Demands Disease Going Got Into Modeling Out Really]
- Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.
[ Also Bartender Beautiful Good Had His Lovable Make Mistress Need Now Person Piece Playing Psychiatrist Railroad Sound Take Terms Think Track Whatever Wife Wood Would]
- I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A kid at work told me, 'Hey, I know this director and he'd really like you!'. So I walked into this guy's office and was like 'I was thinking maybe I could make $3000' and he hired me for commercials, short films, like 15 jobs in a row.
[ Bartender Commercial Commercials Could Director Doing Films Girl Guy Hey Hired Into Jobs Kid Know Made Make Maybe New Office Overheard Really Row Saying She Short Thinking Told Walked Work York]
- I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was. Then I started thinking about how cool it was.
[ Bartender Cool Could Dreaming Finally How Job Know Might Quit Started Stop Superman Then Thinking]